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ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT MUSIC VIDEO - The BPA - Toe Jam Featuring David Byrne & Dizzee Rascal

Watch it at least for all the beautiful women.

I cant believe that this tard could be president

I getting obsessed with making Sarah Palin look like a goof....o wait...She doesn't need any help

A nice mash-up that I found online

Sarah Palin Disney Trailer

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

The AirTraffic team presents the global air traffic (simulation over 24 hours).

And I thought I could fart

CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) — As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station. Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.

Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.

When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong. Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.

Go to Dvorak's Blog and read the criminal complaint.

"Inside the Diaper" He delivered a Golden Performance

Lone House survives Hurricane Ike in Gilchrist Texas

Finally season 4 starts tonight at 10pm. Best comedy on TV.

Not sure why Pepperbee's has not taken off yet? I heard their ice cream is great!

Italian model offers her Virginity for $1.5 Million

An Italian model and former "Big Brother" cast member says she is selling her virginity for nearly $1.5 million. Raffella Fico, 20, an aspiring actress who appeared on the Italian version of "Big Brother" this year, told the celebrity magazine Chi she will have sex for the first time with a man willing to pay $1,419,595 for the honor, ANSA reported Tuesday.
"I can't wait to see who's going to pull out the money to have me," she said. "I don't know what it's like to have sex."
Fico said despite her high asking price for her virginity, she plans to be choosy about the buyer.
"If I don't like him I'll just have a glass of wine and forget about it," she said.
Fico's brother was quoted by Chi as backing up his sister's claims of sexual purity.
"She's never had a boyfriend. I swear on my mother's grave," he told the magazine. "She's a devout Catholic and prays to Padre Pio every night."

I know I know lame and no posts for a couple days

Well Ill get you right back into with some sage advice from Dr. Steve Brule of Brules Rules.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Here's one from the past you might remember...SKIP IT

North Korean Propaganda Poster

Doesn't it look like they gave America a massive hard-on? Hell yeah!

I HATE HURRICANES!

My family is in Houston and Ike barrels in. Everyone pray for the people in Texas.

Peanut Butter Crisis

So I have been going through a peanut butter crisis in the last two weeks. My crisis is this: Smooth or Crunchy? Up unto this point I have always been a crunchy man myself but I recently opened the a bottle of smooth and realized that I may like this better. I JUST DON'T KNOW ANYMORE! I like the fact that when you eat crunchy you can always be sure to find about an hour later a nice peanut morsel in the back of your teeth just waiting to be discovered. But then again the smooth is so nice to put on a spoon and take my time with as I watch TV and it seems to melt more in my mouth. I'm at a crossroads here and I don't know which way to step.

Stefan listen to this....so Sweet (Large Hadron Collider Rap)

I bet Sarah Palin is a dirty girl.....o yeah.....you know your a dirty girl.

BOOOO!! (Black Man in Elevator PSA)

IM GETTING SPORE TODAY!!!!

I have been waiting for this game for so long. Here are some creatures I created on the free download creature creator.

Sorry

I haven't written on the blog in a while. Its been a busy week. I don't know if I want to finish the New Orleans story. It was kinda rough to bring all this stuff back up. If you do want to hear about it email me and I will tell you. Otherwise enjoy these pictures of a chick asleep on a plane that I found on this guys Flickr page.

This is why you can't swat a fly

It's a losing battle, just watch. Humans are just too damn slow. Great science video!


CRAP! I Can't embed this video but you should go to this site

to see it....ScienceFriday is totally worth it.

Poop Shoes

Marc Horowitz is crazy

From Crackle: Signature Series, Ep 5: Ogden, Utah

THe Next few days....Hurricane Katrina story continues

So around this time I was starting to understand that I was not going to be going home anytime soon and perhaps never. I was lucky enough to have family in Houston so I stayed with my parents and watched television for basically 24 hours a day. I was also drinking heavily because of shock and sadness and for my friends in NOLA that stayed behind and I was still at this point unable to contact. These few days were a blur. In the next few days I would start volunteering at the Astrodome in Houston for all of the evacuees. I'll try and get to that part tomorrow. These pictures are some of the ones that I snapped when I finally came back to New Orleans almost two months later for Halloween.